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Welcome to the Red Dwarf Continuum
One of the few Red
Dwarf sites not the include the word "Smeg" in the title.
This site is best viewed
in MS Internet Explorer at a Screen resolution of 800x600 or higher
Welcome to
the continuum, the only Red Dwarf site with a webmaster who doesn't
insert the word "smeg" every other smegging word! The smegging site is
undergoing continuous smegging alterations and I smegging hope to get some
smegging media here, such as video clips, audio smegging clips and so smegging
forth. So if you know where I might get some of those smegging things,
let me smegging know. Enjoy the smegging site! Smeg on, Smeggers!
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...And I quote...
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"...it's a small, off-duty, Checkovslovakian Traffic Warden."
Kryten, lying about
the description of a banana, Episode 4-1, "Camille"
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 I'm
a total and utter Gimp
22nd October 2001 |
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| Alright, alright.
So I haven't updated recently. I apologise for this, but I've been ill.
As a result Chatpter Three of Stasus has been put on hold and will probably
make it out before the end of the week - that being the 27th. I then hope
to resume regular updating.
Don't be too shocked to hear
that v3 is on the way, and will probably make it's debute
around January 2002. It's an all-new layout and it's very, very Red. I'm
also looking for more staff including researchers, writers (for Bios, Episode
Guides and so forth) and Donut Boys anyone else interested
in lending a hand. Drop me a line at b_paddon@yahoo.com
and I'll send you back a reprly. Which is nice.
Work on v3 has finally
begun and if you want a sneaky-peaky take a look at this.
Oh, and Red Dwarf is
officially the 3rd greatest Sci-fi of all time. It was beaten by Dr. Who
and Star Trek. Guess which order it went in...
Ben Paddon
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What
a novel idea!
6th September 2001 |
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| Chapter Two
of Stasus has been uploaded, which just goes to show you how exciting
things et around here. Plus some additions (and changes) to the Movie
Stuff section which are worth a read if you haven't checked out the
Red
Dwarf homepage yet.
Ben Paddon
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Stasus
Leak
28th September 2001 |
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| Oops, I couldn't
update "yesterday" because I forgot to bring in the disk! D'oh! Oh, well.
On top of that I've been writing a Red Dwarf story which will be released
in chapters. Chapter One is ready and online as we speak!
Every time I've gone to type
up Kryten's Corner for the mag stuff I've been interupted. Last
Tuesday it was the America incident (my condolences to anyone affetced
by the events by the way) and yesterday it was because I was attacked by
two small Aaron Carter look-a-likes (oh, you think I'm joking...).
Now I've goner and lost the smegging think! Don't panic. I will email the
company behind Focus magazine (if they're stilla round , which I
reckon they are) for a back-catalogue or an archive of all their Kryten's
Corner articles.
Anyay must dash - Chapter
Two of Stasus won't write itself, y'know!
Ben Paddon
PS - Apologies for not getting
around to writing this update's character bio, or for finding pictures!!
I need Ace Rimmer and Queeg still so any help would be great.
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Where
is
everyone?!
12th September 2001 |
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| Ok,
I didn't expect flocks of people in my chatroom but when i go in
there I would like to see one, maybe two, would you believe three people
in there. It would be nice.
Good news - I'm getting a
new PC soon, and as a result I can make updates more frequently (maybe
even twice during the day!) and do more research. So fingers crossed...
Would anyone with a Red Dwarf,
sci-fi or comedy website please put this little button on their site ( )
and in return I will link to you. If you have a button I will be more than
happy to include it in the links section! Ta very much!
We've gone up a version (again),
this time to Version 2.2. From this update onward the updates will have
rounded titles and also some of the titles on the other pages have been
rounded off, including the About Us section and the Links
section. You may be surprised to know that work on the Version 3 layout
has already begun, and it's currently in the Design Stage. I know
what sort of thing I want. I hope to have the layout completed and the
site "refurbished" by the end of March-April 2001 next year.
I have emailed the people
producing the Trading Cards and I hope to recieve a reply soon with
hopefully some sample images...? And send me some Fan-stuff! Stories, drawings,
poems, anything.
Anyway, I'll be adding pictures
to Ace Rimmer, Talkie Toaster and Queeg's profiles tomorrow so the "No
Pic Available" won't be there. Sorry for the lack of picture but like I
said, it's tough running a website!
Ben Paddon
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D'oh!
10th September 2001 |
| Apologies for the lack of
updating, but I've been unable to get online. However now I'm back at school
I intend to make an update every lunchtime - that is when I'm not playing
Monopoly online! :-)
Well, it took me about an
hour to update on Thursday mainly due to the fact that I had to add the
Chat Room, repair the Guestbook, tinker with some minor HTML coding and
then...uhm...yes, the site is now officially up!
As you can see shortly after
my last update I added an Amazon.co.uk links jobby. This is so you lot
can get instant access to the best Red Dwarf merchendise around at the
best prices! I'll add another link which links directly to the Red Dwarf
Search Results page soon after this update.
Corrected a mistake on the
Episode
Guide concerning two Series 7 episodes and added a link to Robert Llewellyn's
homepage. Oh, and there's 2 new sections - Magazine Stuff and Did
you Know... so check 'em out!
Altered the links page -
added a couple of links and took away one, because I felt like it. Besides
the webmaster of that site was starting to get on my nerves.
One more thing - I am considering
adding the Red Dwarf theme to this (the index page) of the site, in MIDi
form of course. If you think it's a good idea drop me a line or drop a
note on the guestbook. If you want to hear the tune I might be putting
online, click here. People using sythesizer
soundcards as oppsoed to MIDI may not hear it properly, though.
Change of plans - I'll try
and add a character whenever I update but it isn't gaurunteed. Kapeesh?
Ben Paddon
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I'm
back! And I'm bad!
23rd August 2001 |
| And so it begins - v2.0
of the Continuum is taken out of Status an allowed back in the real world
again. I've spent a lot of time digging up info on the movie, the possibility
of the nith season and some other nifty stuff. But seeing as I've only
started updating again recently it's gonna take a while for things to get
back into full motion so to speak. But one thing I intend to do is to make
at least one update weekly and I intend to add one extra character to the
Character Bios page a week. The main characters are already there though
so it's minor characters like the Talkie Toaster, Ace Rimmer and so forth.
One thing I did find out
- Red Dwarf Trading Cards are currently in the Design stage and you can
bet your ass I'm gonna collect those suckas!
Ben Paddon
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